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ddhr.org http://ddhr.org/ Internet ads http://ddhr.org/2024/04/04/internet-ads/ Thu, 04 Apr 2024 21:09:10 #technology]]> Defense in sports http://ddhr.org/2024/04/04/defense-in-sports/ Thu, 04 Apr 2024 18:33:27
But sports are about scoring points. Defense is about preventing you from scoring points. Yes I've heard the adage that "offense wins games; defense wins championships." That's probably mostly true. But here's the thing: It's boring. It's boring to watch a football game that's a series of punts. It's boring to watch a basketball game where nobody makes their shots. A famous college football game between LSU and Alabama in 2011 ended in a score of 9 to 6, with all points being scored by field goal. It was hailed as a "game of the century." It sucked.

But actually I don't think that adage is entirely true. Defense will get you most of the way, but you need to score points to win. Put another way, a good offense will beat a good defense. I think most sports franchises are moving away from a defense-first mentality because they realize you still need to score points to actually win games. I think this is the general concept behind the air raid offense in football and the increased popularity of three-point shooting in basketball. For two teams whose defenses are fairly evenly matched -- heck, even if one is significantly better than the other -- a fast accumulation of lots of points will typically work out well. To quote John Madden, "at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win," which is both stupid and profound. #sports]]> Leave me alone http://ddhr.org/2024/01/29/leave-me-alone/ Mon, 29 Jan 2024 16:15:37 Date Night with Steve Carell and Tina Fey:

There are times when I just thought about checking into a hotel and just being in a quiet room by myself, just sitting in a quiet air-conditioned room, sitting down, eating my lunch, with no one touching me, drinking a Diet Sprite, by myself.

I think about this routinely.]]> Smith hyphen http://ddhr.org/2023/12/27/smith-hyphen/ Wed, 27 Dec 2023 15:58:59 NFL players with a hyphenated last name that starts with "Smith":

Ihmir Smith-Marsette - WR - Carolina Panthers
James Smith-Williams - DE - Washington Commanders
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - WR - Seattle Seahawks
JuJu Smith-Schuster - WR - New England Patriots

Honorable mention goes to Jaryd Jones-Smith - OT - Washington Commanders. I don't know what was in the water supply 25-ish years ago, but it was something. #sports]]> Jerseys without names http://ddhr.org/2023/12/23/jerseys-without-names/ Sat, 23 Dec 2023 09:50:55 #sports]]> Tush Push http://ddhr.org/2023/12/18/tush-push/ Mon, 18 Dec 2023 10:33:25 Tush Push, a.k.a. the Brotherly Shove, is the quarterback sneak play run by football teams in short yardage situations, most notably by the Philadelphia Eagles. In my opinion, this is the best thing that's happened to football since the Wildcat Formation was used by the fledgling Miami Dolphins to trounce the almighty New England Patriots, and then subsequently copied by everyone until defenses eventually figured out how to stop it. For the Eagles, the Tush Push is about 90% effective, which is as close to a "gimme" as you can get in any situation in any sport. It's a no-brainer; if you're in that situation, you run that play.

But the interesting thing is that it's heavily dependent on personnel. You need an offensive line that executes a specific thing exactly right, you need big strong running backs and tight ends to push, and you need a quarterback with a strong lower body who can take an initial hit and keep churning his legs. The Eagle's quarterback Jalen Hurts is the ideal person for this role, both because he's relatively short and sturdy, and also because of his weightlifting prowess. It's kind of funny to watch other teams try and fail to duplicate this play, either because their timing is off, or the offensive line doesn't quite get the motion right, or simply because their quarterback isn't athletic enough.

There's nothing illegal or dirty about this play, and it's not particularly complicated. Defenses know what's about to happen; they just don't have the physical ability to stop it. It's just an us vs. them play -- Does our offense have more strength and grit and skill than their defense. So it's kind of funny that people want it banned because it's unimaginative and ruining football. It's not. Figure out how to stop it, and then adopt it for yourselves. #sports]]> Early vs. late games http://ddhr.org/2023/12/02/early-vs-late-games/ Sat, 02 Dec 2023 13:58:32
Late games, on the other hand, start at 7-8 pm on the west coast, which is 10-11 pm on the east coast. No normal person on the east coast regularly stays up until 12-1 am to finish watching these games. Games that start this late pretty much only happen on the west coast, and because of the relative time frame, I'm led to believe the target audience is solely on the west coast. Which is odd, both because I'm an east coast native, but also because 80% of the population lives on the east coast.

Finally, we as a country need to address the start time of prime time games. These games start at 8-9 pm on the east coast and last until 11 pm or 12 am. On the west coast, this is 5-6 pm until 8-9 pm -- easy peasy. For people on the east coast, this is too damn late. This isn't a big deal for a standard Monday Night Football game or whatever, but it's significant for games like the Super Bowl or College Football National Championship where a sizable portion of the population (again mostly on the east coast) are watching. I would like to formally propose a constitutional amendment to start prime time games at 7 pm ET. People on the west coast can accommodate a 4 pm start time; it's for the good of the country. #sports]]> Believing in aliens http://ddhr.org/2023/11/08/believing-in-aliens/ Wed, 08 Nov 2023 21:26:38
1. I fundamentally believe there's a natural explanation for everything. This is called naturalism, and it's the opposite of supernaturalism (e.g. religion). Human beings have, for a long time, come up with supernatural and sometimes absurd explanations for things they didn't understand. "God created the earth, then the sun" (oops, wrong order). "Earthquakes are god's punishment for something" (oops, plate tectonics). "You're sick because of bad air" (oops, germs).

That's not to say people are big dumb stupid idiots. I would go with less aggressive words like "ignorant" (i.e. didn't know) or "naive" (i.e. didn't know enough). As we learned more, there was less of a need for supernatural explanations for things because we discovered natural explanations. There are literally countless examples throughout the history of scientific discovery.

I believe aliens fit in that category. The pictures, videos, and eyewitness testimony all follow the pattern of, "I don't know what I'm looking at, so it must be aliens." It's the same with "ancient aliens" who supposedly helped us build the pyramids and whatnot. "I can't imagine a way humans could've built this structure, therefore aliens did it." It's a failure of imagination.

I don't have a good answer or explanation for things people attribute to aliens. And I understand the thought process of appealing to that logic, because it does make a certain amount of sense. But based on our well-documented human history of mis-attribution, I'm holding off judgment until we get some better data.

2. However, I also think the existence of aliens is pretty likely. Another common theme in human history is thinking we're the center of everything and assuming we're unique. We used to think the earth was the center of the solar system and the center of the universe, but it turned out to be sort of the opposite. We used to think biological life was temperamental and rare, requiring just the right mixture of air and water and sunlight, but then we found things on hydrothermal vents at the bottom of the ocean. Life is not difficult, and we're not unique.

If there are [whatever] billions of galaxies in the universe, and [whatever] billions of stars in each galaxy, the idea of a rocky planet in a goldilocks zone hospitable to some sort of life is at the very least conceivable, if not a near certainty. It would be the ultimate example of human hubris to assume we're alone in the universe. It might be alien bugs or alien lobsters instead of alien humanoids, but still.

3. That being said, I think the pro-alien lobby (just made that up) is a little short on evidence. Claiming a certain rock couldn't have been cut or moved by people of a certain era because they didn't have the proper tools, and then claiming it's aliens -- this is like answering a question with a question. You couldn't come up with a reasonable explanation, so you went with unreasonable. Or capturing a shaky-cam video of some lights in the sky that look weird -- like seriously have you never heard of image stabilization? It's like Bigfoot sightings: You're telling me in the 200 or so years of the existence of cameras, we haven't been able to capture a single clear shot?

Discounting government cover-up conspiracy theories (a topic for another day), the evidence has yet to be compelling. Interesting? Yes. But conclusive? No. However, to quote Bill Nye when he was asked what if anything would change his mind: "Evidence." #science]]> Enshittification http://ddhr.org/2023/11/08/enshittification/ Wed, 08 Nov 2023 19:44:39 Cory Doctorow writes about why internet things keep getting worse:

HERE IS HOW platforms die: First, they are good to their users; then they abuse their users to make things better for their business customers; finally, they abuse those business customers to claw back all the value for themselves. Then, they die.

I call this enshittification, and it is a seemingly inevitable consequence arising from the combination of the ease of changing how a platform allocates value, combined with the nature of a "two-sided market," where a platform sits between buyers and sellers, hold each hostage to the other, raking off an ever-larger share of the value that passes between them.

I don't have problems with Google, but Facebook and Twitter have taken a dive lately, and Amazon used to be a good place to compare product reviews. #technology]]>